airstream

meet Bertha.

she's for sale.

lots of people have called with questions.

the questions are always a little strange.

here's how the ad on Craigslist reads.

31ft. Sovereign Land Yacht
$$$$.$$ (price)
skin (silver shell) in good condition
rear bedroom
cold AC
everything works
husband doesn't want to camp anymore
taking back our driveway
we've had lots of fun with this camper and now it's your turn

here are the questions....

how long is the camper?
how much do you have it priced at?
how's the skin?
does this camper have a rear bath?
so, does everything work?

ok.  seriously?

i don't get it.  everytime those questions came up i thought that they were trick questions.

anyway.  she is for sale.  i have enjoyed owning her and heck, at this rate....i may own her forever and ever.

the good news is that i LOVE her.

i have loved her from the day i met her in Alex (it's pronounced with a C).

i have loved spending the night with her and most importantly....

i love her gas stove.

i have even thought about going outside (on the driveway) and cooking dinner just so that i could use those wonderful burners.

anyway...a lady came to meet her yesterday and i am ALMOST scared she fell in love with her too.

if she buys her.......i may ask for visitation rights.

oh Bertha, how will we cope with not seeing you in our driveway each and every day for the rest of our lives. 

oh Bertha, how will we cope with having to see you in our driveway each and every day for the rest of our lives.