Sunday, September 27, 2009

county fairs......part I



took my lil girl to a county fair today. 

we had fun. 

we saw stuff that is typical at county fairs.

and we saw stuff i've never seen before and that i'm sure i don't wanna see again.

we were walking through this group of people when all the sudden a woman carring a goose pushed through the crowd saying......excuuuuussee me!! 

she then drops this goose in a cage that had 100 numbers on the bottom of the cage.

in my mind i was thinking they were waiting for it to lay a GOLDEN egg.

then i turned to the lady next to me and said, "so...what's goin on? what's the duck doin in the cage?"
(at this point a big burly guy in a tank top and a mullet (i swear) yells out, "you might be a redneck if.........!")

"well, she said, we are waitin to see what number the duck poops on.  we paid 5 dollars for a square and there's 100 squares.  the winner gets $250 bucks.  then they "drawd" numbers and i got number 19.  i really don't have a chance but it sure is fun to watch."

fun?  really? 
i didn't think so....so we just walked away.

i have no idea who won.  it looked like it was going to take a while.

that poor duck had stage fright. 

so would i.







when i got home i found out that they do the same little "goose and poop" game with cows and cowpies on a field.  kev told me.

i told you my husband was smart.  apparently he's all "learned" when it comes to gambling poop games.

how did i not know that?

you'd think a farm girl would know that!

o well, now i know.

now you know....................

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