took my lil girl to a county fair today.
we had fun.
we saw stuff that is typical at county fairs.
and we saw stuff i've never seen before and that i'm sure i don't wanna see again.
we were walking through this group of people when all the sudden a woman carring a goose pushed through the crowd saying......excuuuuussee me!!
she then drops this goose in a cage that had 100 numbers on the bottom of the cage.
in my mind i was thinking they were waiting for it to lay a GOLDEN egg.
then i turned to the lady next to me and said, "so...what's goin on? what's the duck doin in the cage?"
(at this point a big burly guy in a tank top and a mullet (i swear) yells out, "you might be a redneck if.........!")
"well, she said, we are waitin to see what number the duck poops on. we paid 5 dollars for a square and there's 100 squares. the winner gets $250 bucks. then they "drawd" numbers and i got number 19. i really don't have a chance but it sure is fun to watch."
fun? really?
i didn't think so....so we just walked away.
i have no idea who won. it looked like it was going to take a while.
that poor duck had stage fright.
so would i.
when i got home i found out that they do the same little "goose and poop" game with cows and cowpies on a field. kev told me.
i told you my husband was smart. apparently he's all "learned" when it comes to gambling poop games.
how did i not know that?
you'd think a farm girl would know that!
o well, now i know.
now you know....................
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